Biscotti That May Get You Blacklisted

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If you have an Italian grandmother who bakes biscotti, you should probably stop reading right now. Once you have this recipe, don’t blame me if she turns on you, and don’t say I didn’t warn you.

OK, my conscience is clear.

I started baking biscotti more than 20 years ago. I was never really a fan of them when I was young because they were always the same; Anise flavored, plain and dry. Any cookie that had to be dunked to be eaten was, to me, not a cookie worth the calories.

But years ago, I was at my friend, Jean’s house and tasted her biscotti, which were really good and different.  I don’t remember what kind they were but I must have really liked them because I asked for the recipe, which I then turned into my own, with a tweak here and there.

I am now a certified biscotti maniac. The maniacal baker in me was encouraged by my father.  After my divorce, I lived with him for two years.  He regularly polished off two or three biscotti a morning. When none were left, he’d shame me by going to the store and buying Stella D’ oro Anisette Toast.  He’d say, “Well, there weren’t any left, and you didn’t bake any, what was I supposed to do?” As if he would starve to death if there were no biscotti to eat with his oatmeal.

He mastered this technique after 52 years with my mother. Like my mom, I’d immediately whip out the mixing bowl because, who wants to be outdone by Stella ‘D oro?

Once I realized how easy and ridiculously versatile they are, I started thinking about different versions of biscotti.  Just like my mom, I can never leave a good recipe alone. She tried chocolate chips in almost everything, and created a blueberry pie with peanut butter crust you would trample your offspring to reach.  Here is a link to the post where I share that recipe: Pies and Virginity.  Only my mom could combine the two.)

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Basic Italian Biscotti Recipe with baker’s tweaks

But back to biscotti. I started with the basic recipe, which looks like it came from Sunset Magazine. ( It looks like it’s gone through a war, but that happens when you use a recipe as much as I’ve used this one.) Jean tweaked it and put in the bread flour, but I never use bread flour because I’m lazier than Jean.

Then I tweaked it.  I left out the baking soda and the orange and lemon rind and started experimenting.  I have nothing against orange or lemon rind, but all I got when I was a kid with an Italian mom, was cookies with anise, and orange and lemon rind.  I actually like the combo, but not in every cookie.

So, the first cookie I tried was anise with vanilla flavoring and almonds; it was good.  Then I tried it with macadamia nuts and it was even better. Then I put white chocolate on the outside and it reached perfection.

Next I tried it with cranberries, almond extract, chopped almonds and white chocolate. Then I thought, what about hazelnuts and cinnamon, with white chocolate on the outside and just a drizzle of chocolate?  (Americans will always take something that’s European and healthy and weigh it down with sugar because dammit, that’s who we are.)  People loved it.

Plate of Peanut Biscotti

Peanut Biscotti with Peanut Butter White Chocolate and Sea Salt — Completely Yummy!

Then I tried pumpkin spice with walnuts and it became my favorite. Next was lemon with lemon-flavored  white chocolate and it got even better reviews. As I sit here, I’m thinking, Hey, orange biscotti would be good! Last night I tried salted peanut because,  well everyone’s salting everything anymore, so I wondered if that would be good.  It was really good.

The only downside to these biscotti is that if you have an Italian grandmother, she will hate you because yours will be better than hers. She’ll probably start excluding you from family gatherings or you’ll find her rooting through your kitchen one day, trying to steal your recipe.

My mom once pointed a paring knife at me when we were both cooking pasta sauce, and forced me to put everything in hers I was putting in mine. Here’s a link to that post, called Six Simple Words That Can End Your Life.  I don’t think she would have disemboweled me, but you never know.  It’s a good rule of thumb to never mess with Italian women in the kitchen.

So, here’s the newly tweaked peanut recipe with all the possible alternatives listed below. Try your own twist on them.  My nephew Patrick, also a maniacal cook, tried them with pistachios and loved them.  Just stay away from Grandma in the kitchen after this. She can’t be trusted.

Peanut Biscotti

(You will sound very multicultural if you know this — in Italian, biscotti is the word you use for more than one cookie, but biscotto is what you say when you refer to only one. Go ahead, impress the people at Starbucks with this.)

1/2 cup butter, I use regular, not unsalted

1/2 cup sugar

3 eggs, preferably large or extra large

1 1/2 tsp. vanilla

1 cup of chopped, lightly salted, roasted peanuts (not dry roasted)

3 cups flour

1 TBSP baking powder

1/2 tsp. salt

Keep this separate – it’s for brushing on top of the flattened biscotti logs BEFORE BAKING — for shine

Yolk of one egg mixed with 1/2 tsp water and 1/4 tsp sugar

(Keep the following separate- they are for after the biscotti are baked)

Peanut Butter White Chocolate Spread

Sea Salt for Sprinkling

Optional and awesome:  1 cup of finely chopped salted peanuts

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees

2. Cream the butter and sugar together until light and fluffy.  Beat in the eggs, one at a time and add the vanilla.

3. Add the chopped peanuts.

4. Sift together the flour, baking powder and salt and stir into the batter. The dough should come together in one big ball that’s easy to work with.   If it’s too sticky, add just a little more flour, if too dry add just a little water.

5. Divide the dough into two parts and roll each into a long roll.

6. Lay each roll on a cookie sheet. (Flat ones with no edges are great for cutting the cookies when they’re baked.) Flatten the rolls so they’re about 4 to five inches wide, and round out the edges.

7. Brush the top of the flattened rolls with the egg yolk mixture (it gives them a nice sheen). Bake at 350 for 20 minutes until lightly browned.

8. Remove from the oven, slide spatula under flattened rolls to separate them from the cookie sheet, and cut each roll into 1″ slices.  Then lay each biscotto cut side down on the baking sheet and return to the oven.  Lower the heat to 325 and bake for 15 minutes more.

9. Cool on a rack, then frost one cut side with peanut butter white chocolate mixture, then either sprinkle right away with sea salt OR press the peanut butter side into the chopped, salted peanuts and let dry. I prefer using the chopped salted peanuts.

Peanut Butter White Chocolate Frosting

6 oz Nestle white chocolate chips

2 TBSP Creamy Peanut Butter (I use Open Nature or Laura Scudders with only peanuts and salt)

Place the white chocolate chips in a microwave safe bowl and microwave on 50 % power at one minute intervals until melted, usually two to three minutes is long enough. Just start stirring them and they will melt.  Once the white chocolate is melted, just add the peanut butter and stir until incorporated. Then spread it on the cooled biscotti. If you want, you can leave them as is and sprinkle some sea salt on the spread side, or take the spread side and dip it in the chopped salted peanuts.  I always dip my in the chopped nuts and they rock.  You could spread chocolate on them and dip them in nuts too, since pairing chocolate and peanuts is pretty much always awesome.

Alternate Recipes

#1. Anise Biscotti with Macadamia Nuts and White Chocolate

Follow Peanut Biscotti recipe and add 1tsp. of anise flavoring to batter. Substitute unsalted, chopped macadamia nuts for the peanuts.  For icing, just melt white chocolate chips and spread mixture on cooled biscotti. No sea salt should be sprinkled after icing.

#2 Cranberry or Cherry  Almond Biscotti with White Chocolate

Follow Peanut Biscotti recipe and add 1 tsp of Almond flavoring to batter. Substitute 1 cup chopped blanched almonds for peanuts. Add 1 cup of chopped, dried cranberries or cherries to batter.  For icing, just melt white chocolate chips and spread mixture on cooled biscotti. No sea salt should be sprinkled after icing.

#3 Pumpkin Spice Biscotti with White Chocolate

Follow recipe for Peanut Biscotti. Add 2 tsp cinnamon, 1 tsp ginger and 1/4 to 1/2 tsp of cloves to flour mixture and mix thoroughly. Substitute 1 cup chopped walnuts instead of peanuts.  For icing, melt white chocolate chips, sprinkle a little cinnamon in it,  and spread the melted mixture on cooled biscotti. No sea salt should be sprinkled on these after icing.

#4. Lemon Biscotti

Follow recipe for Peanut Biscotti.  Delete vanilla extract and add  1 1/2 tsp of lemon extract plus the grated zest of one lemon to butter and egg mixture.  Delete peanuts.  For icing, melt white chocolate and add 1/4 tsp Boyajian lemon oil . If you don’t have lemon oil, you can use 1 tsp. lemon rind, but it will make the white chips harden, so add 1 to 2 TBSP of vegetable oil, or more (canola is fine) and keep mixing.  It will soften and you can spread it. (It won’t glisten and it won’t harden as much as the others do, but will taste great.) No sea salt should be sprinkled after icing.

#5. Hazelnut Cinnamon Biscotti

Follow recipe for Peanut Biscotti.  Substitute 1 cup of blanched, lightly toasted, chopped hazelnuts. Add 1 tsp cinnamon to flour mixture and blend thoroughly. For icing, melt white chocolate chips and spread mixture on cooled biscotti. Once white chocolate has dried, melt 1/3 cup chocolate chips and drizzle mixture on top of dried white chocolate. No sea salt should be sprinkled after icing.

10 thoughts on “Biscotti That May Get You Blacklisted

  1. Pingback: Coffee Cake Biscotti — Oh Yes! | At Fran's Table

  2. Totally clipped this post to my notebook! My former Italian neighbor despises everyone and everything. I finally got her to be civil by baking biscotti and taking it to her. Biscotti is magic.

  3. Ugh! And I haven’t eaten wheat or sugar in five weeks. This is torture–these look SO good! I love “Under the Tunno Sun” — yes!

  4. It’s your turn, Fran, so take a bow! You might just put Frances Mayes to shame with your own bestseller, “Under The Tunno Sun!”

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