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Wedding Advice You Won’t Get In “Brides”

April 28, 2014

My friend Jane, a fellow voice actress, invited me over for dinner tonight. Jane is the friend I wrote about in a prior post, who’s getting married in July. The one who attracts men willy nilly, while I’m still working up the nerve to maybe consider online dating.

I predict Jane’s marriage will be OK because tonight she’s cooking something her fiance can’t stand to smell. She’s doing it this weekend because he’s not home. This shows impressive empathy and kindness on her part; a lovely little bonus in marriage. He’s a lucky guy.

Since Jane’s got me thinking about marriage, and spring is the time of year when many young couples pledge their troth, I thought this would be a good time to offer the single, finest piece of marriage advice my mom ever gave me.

rings in original case (29)

My mom’s engagement and wedding rings in their original case.

I answered the phone one sunny L.A. afternoon in the early 80s and heard the lifeless, disgusted tone my mother used when she was fed up. (Think Eyore on a bad day.) She was totally miserable but feigning contentment – badly. Her mature self didn’t want to burden me with her problems, but her mature self lost these battles almost instantly. It generally took her about 15 seconds to explode.

“Hallo Frenzy.” (Lifeless tone)

“Hi Ma!, how ya doing?”

“Oh, Imma okay.” (Lifeless tone)

“What’s the matter, you don’t sound too good.”

“No, Imma okay.” (Lifeless tone)

“Come on Ma, you sound like you’re half dead, what’s wrong?”

“Nading, really…Imma  okay.” (Lifeless tone)

What 50 years of hard work can do to a wedding ring.

What 50 years of hard work can do to a wedding ring.

“Well, it doesn’t sound like it but if you say everything’s all right…”(I started talking about something in my life, only to be cut off, razor sharp by):

“It’s a your stingin fodder (father)!” she exploded, like a volcano.  “He makes a me sake (sick)!

My father was one of the sweetest, gentlest, calmest men in the world. But after nearly fifty years of marriage, he was a master at pushing my mother’s buttons. And when her button was pushed she always called to tell me her side of the story.

She was hiding downstairs, trying to whisper so my father couldn’t hear her talking on the phone, but whispering isn’t something Italian women are known for, and he caught her within seconds. So, dad was on the phone upstairs, giving his side of the story while she recounted hers downstairs.

The inside of the old wedding band still has dough stuck in it if you look close.

The inside of the old wedding band still has dough stuck in it if you look close.

Since this seemed to be a fresh battle, not a rehash of a previous argument, I tried to find out what happened before judging.

“So what did Dad do now?” I asked.

“He watches avery pickin a ting I do!” (every cotton picking)

“Eeeffa I lay down a, he says a someting. Avery time I eatta he says a someting. He watches a me alla da time. I can’d even a make a fort (fart) widoud a him openen hissa big a moud! Frenzy, I’m a tellin ya rite a now, you’re a young a gal a. Honey, fort a while you can, cause wonze you getta married, eets a too late!”

My parents and two of their grandsons, proudly sporting 50 years of wedded bliss.

My parents and two of their grandsons, proudly sporting 50 years of wedded bliss.

It left me speechless and I think it’s worth passing on. My mom was no Emily Post when it came to marriage etiquette, but she must have known something because my parents were married for 52 years when she passed away. A good marriage involves a lot of hard work, give and take, laughter, tears and apparently a little gas. If you’re lucky it’ll be mostly laughter.

So, Jane and all you soon-to-be brides out there, take heed. This is one piece of marriage advice that could come in handy, but I doubt you’ll  find it in Brides Magazine.  

Jane's chicken

Lemon Garlic Mustard Chicken – very yummy and good for you!

Jane’s recipe for Lemon Garlic Mustard Chicken — from a book called,”365 Ways to Cook Chicken by Cheryl Sedaker.


  • 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, pounded to 1/4 inch thickness
  • 1/3 cup (80 ml) lemon juice
  • 3 tbsp (45 ml) Dijon mustard
  • 2 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1/4 tsp (1 ml) freshly ground pepper
  • 1/3 cup (80 ml) olive oil
  • 1 2-1/2 oz (70 grm). package sliced or slivered almonds
  • 2 tbsp (30 ml) butter or margarine
  • 1 cup (225 ml) chicken broth
  • 1 tsp (5 ml) cornstarch, dissolved in 1 tbsp (15 ml) water
  • 2 tbsp (30 ml) chopped fresh parsley
  • 1/4 tsp (1 ml) cayenne pepper (Jane didn’t use this in hers.)
  • lemon slices, for garnish


  • Place chicken in large shallow baking dish (or bowl).
  • Combine lemon juice, mustard, garlic, and pepper in a small bowl.
  • Beat in oil; pour over chicken.
  • Marinate 1 hour at room temperature.
  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees (175 C.).
  • Place almonds in a small baking pan.
  • Bake until lightly browned, about 10 minutes.
  • Drain chicken, reserving marinade.
  • In a large frying pan, melt butter over medium heat.
  • Add chicken and cook about 4 minutes a side, until lightly browned; remove to a dish.
  • Add reserved marinade and chicken broth to pan.
  • Boil over high heat, stirring, until the sauce reduces by half, about 5 minutes.
  • Stir in cornstarch mixture and cook, stirring, until thickened and smooth.
  • Add parsley and cayenne pepper.
  • Reduce heat, return chicken to pan, and heat through.
  • Transfer chicken to a serving platter and pour sauce over all.
  • Sprinkle toasted almonds over chicken and garnish with lemon slices.
  • Reply
    October 4, 2015 at 5:53 pm

    Yep, I can still hear her saying it in my head. Never one to mince words, she told it like it was. And she spoka da truut! Funny as usual, Fran.

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      Fran Tunno
      October 5, 2015 at 9:52 am

      Grazie! And it actually is pretty good advice. I think after marriage the least you can do is move yourself to another room before expulsion of gas. Just sayin’.

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    Colleen Rudnicki
    May 4, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    So wonderful reading your blog. I can almost hear your mom’s voice saying her part! Love it, as always, Fran.

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      Fran Tunno
      May 5, 2014 at 8:02 am

      I’m glad it brings her back for you Colleen. I have such a good time writing it.

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    Patty Tunno
    May 1, 2014 at 7:20 pm

    Love this one, Frenzy!

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    Claudia Tunno
    April 29, 2014 at 10:23 pm

    So familiar. I remember when dad retired mum was always complaining that her privacy had been taken away. She felt she couldn’t speak freely to friends anymore. Dad accused her of spending the whole day on the phone gossiping to or about the paesani. But off course she wasn’t doing any such thing quick chat and definitely not gossiping. Well she fixed the problem by getting him another couple of jobs,

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      Fran Tunno
      April 29, 2014 at 11:03 pm

      Your story is very funny and very familiar indeed. Your mother was a wise woman. I think my mom would have liked that, but once my dad retired, somewhere in his mid 70s, he was done and they were stuck with each other.

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    Kimberly Swan
    April 28, 2014 at 4:30 pm

    Speechless again after reading your blog…in a good way!!!
    I so love these stories of your family. I feel like I’m right in the living room with you all, or perhaps on the little princess phone in the second bedroom, eavesdropping

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      Fran Tunno
      April 28, 2014 at 5:36 pm

      Love you, mean it Kimmers.

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    April 28, 2014 at 8:34 am

    That’s hilarious Frannie!! I’m going to pass it on to my niece who is getting married in June.

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      Fran Tunno
      April 28, 2014 at 9:23 am

      Glad you liked it! I think it’s excellent advice, particularly for those later, fiber-filled years.

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    April 28, 2014 at 8:16 am

    But a smiling visitor here to share the love , btw outstanding layout. bdkdcfbdedgk

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      Fran Tunno
      April 28, 2014 at 9:21 am

      Thank you John. Enjoy and stop back anytime. Bring your friends too!

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